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Admit it. You DO want to fuck a bull.

Welcome, users of the internet, to Bullcest, a website where one can indulge in the sexual fantasies or realities that the other cruel members of society like to lock away and pretend doesn't exist. Primarily, fucking a bull while your mum (Yes, your mum. Not anyone elses) watches with extreme pleasure.

About Us

Hi, my name is Neil Enlick, and I created this website with the help of my friends, Andy Phucter and Dixon Cider. A picture of me can be seen directly to your right (Or is it left? I don't know, I didn't get much education.) We created this site for people like us who enjoy having mutual, consensual, meaningful sex with man's best friend: The Bull!

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Sexy Bull Of The Week

For this week's sexiest Bull, we have Old Neptune down from Nexus Farms in Kentucky! The owner of the bull, Mr. Phillip Hurass, says that he won the prize beast as a baby in a game of bobbing for Pig's feet. As you can see, the bull's enormous horns make perfect for anal penetration, as well some great "Kids in the sandbox" action as well. But be careful! Phillip warns that his sister and girlfriend, Ana Linjector, was permanently put in a wheel chair after attempting to perform oral sex on this mighty beast.

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How To Get Your Mum To Watch As You Have Sex With A Bull

It's no secret that the art of a bullfuck has been subdued for centuries as being abnormal. But what if your own family member thinks something crazy like that? What if your mum doesn't want to watch as you pleasure yourself with a bull? Easy. Just make her have sex with the bull herself! It'll make her much more understanding of what a great art the bullfuck truly is.

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Quick Tips For Begginners

-Always thank the Bull before and after each session.
-Make sure that your mum thanks you for the wonderful experience of watching.
-Don't hold back or be afraid. Eyes on the prize and go for the kill.
-For oral, practice on a baseball bat beforehand so you don't choke.
-Finally, it is recommended that you slaughter the bull in the name of Cthulhu once you are finished.

Contact Us!

Have any questions! Want professional tips? Just message us and we'll get you the information/help you need with pleasing your bull and your mum!

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